That certainly got your attention. What in the world could this older than dirt lady be wishing for at her age.

I can see the raised eyebrows now but they will have two ways to go when you have read all of this – they can be raised higher or lower – totally your option.

Many more moons ago than I can possibly count, I had quite the heavy foot (and not by virtue of my weight – just to clarify that matter).

I am sure that raised some eyebrows when it was read.